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It's Time! - Secret Santa Delivery!

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[ Has Sampo ever met you? No. It doesn't matter. By the power of Ratatosk and the magic of I Have A Delivery For You So I Simply Must Show Up In Your Home; Sampo will Arrive at some point--Sneakily so, the man doesn't make a single sound when he walks--and he'll leave a gift on the Mathmetician's Desk while the guy is distracted or visiting next door with his Substitute Dante.

Attached is a bright letter, a orange-red in color and decorated with Sock and Buskin styled masks. 🎭

it reads:

MERRY CHRISTMAS MISTER MORIARTY. It is I, Sampo Koski, your one and only Secret Santa for this year! Fear not, as you are a lucky man to have gotten me; as I am one of the best gift-givers in the city. Behold!

Inside; he will find an ostentatious Coat, with a small note that says 'if it's the wrong size just let me know we can get a size swap! But no worries, somehow, with the magic of Christmas, it's the exact perfect fit.

Inside the box are also some Extremely beautiful, delicate looking tea cakes.

They look and smell amazing.

But when James bites into any of them, they come in a variety of flavors that are both unexpected and startling.

Coka-cola. Bubblegum. Peanut Butter. Honey Mustard. Sour Lemonade. Maple Syrup with a hint of Habenero. Things like that.
There's no list on the flavors so each one becomes a slow game of 'do you risk it.

Merry Christmas! ]