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[slideruler]

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"James Moriarty speaking."

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[slideruler]

[ He has no objections, mostly because he has no idea what a daiquiri is. ]

Funny thing, that. The truth is: I have absolutely no idea.

I've been told I'm far from the only case of this sort of thing happening in Kaisou, but I was called here from another world.

Directly, I mean.

[clawsomeproprietress]

[She stops mid sip at this revelation.]

Ya know other worlds existing is new information to me but also not surprising after everything I have experienced in just the time since I moved here. After getting kidnapped by a cosmic turkey nothing surprises me anymore. Also I didn’t used to have these adorable ears and charming tail until I moved here.

[slideruler]

Oh, sorry. Based on how the oddities of this city were explained to me, I assumed all of this must be common knowledge by this point.

[ A pause. ]

Cosmic turkey?

[clawsomeproprietress]

[Cifera slams her drink with an exhausted sigh before explaining]

Yeah basically one of the first things that happened to me after getting exposed to the weirdest of this city is getting kidnapped by Tom Turkey. A spirit of thanksgiving I think. We were basically forced to participate in thanksgiving “traditions”. Including one where a secret of ours gets announced over dinner.

[slideruler]

[ Moriarty will be sipping his daiquiri while she explains. ]

That sounds dreadful, frankly.

Secrets are secret for a reason. I'd hate to have one of mine outed like that.